Chris Evans welcomed a Marvel coworker, Cara Delevingne went on a mystery rant, and Jonathan Lipnicki gave us all a reality check. All of this happened on Twitter, folks, and boy are we glad for it.
It was another packed week for our news feeds, thanks to some of Hollywood’s most active users.
Elsewhere, your next favorite Scandal star Lena Dunham empathized with dudes in ill-fitted suits (which serves as a reminder that Lena Dunham is probably always watching and judging you).
Read the week’s best celebrity tweets, below.
Look out, Twitter. You’re about to crash. Here comes @chrishemsworth
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) March 10, 2015
There should be an airline that has drag queen flight attendants. — Kal Penn (@kalpenn) March 10, 2015
Please stop wearing fur.
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) March 9, 2015
We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 “apple watch” as the new gold standard in douchebag detection. — Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 9, 2015
People are surprised I look different than when I was six, but wouldn’t be more surprising if I didn’t? #justsaying #time #aging
— Jonathan Lipnicki (@JLIPNICKI) March 9, 2015
I’m four, five seconds from yawning.
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) March 10, 2015
Wow just realized I've been talking non stop since I got home.
*it's just me here
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) March 10, 2015
Middle-aged men in ill-fitting suits make me tear up. They're probably just fine but I'm projecting SO MUCH PAIN.
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) March 11, 2015
Listening to slow music in my car makes me feel tall as shit….Don't judge me
— Kevin Hart (@KevinHart4real) March 12, 2015
You know when people talk so much shit that they might as well have an asshole for a mouth
— Cara Delevingne (@Caradelevingne) March 12, 2015
Nothing more frightening than driving ur kid to school in pjs and realizing you may miss drop off and have to walk her in.
— christina applegate (@1capplegate) March 12, 2015
My favorite Elsa song from Frozen 2 is "Fuck Snowmen, I Want Boobs"
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 12, 2015
