Farrah Abraham Thinks a Feminist Is Someone Who’s a ‘Lesbian or Something’

The girl who thought Trayvon Martin was a girl has bestowed mankind with yet another insightful gem worthy to be pondered by our generation’s greatest philosophers.

In  Farrah Abraham‘s latest interview with Miami New Times, in which she assured the reporter that she’s “really educated” and “smart” twice, the Backdoor Teen Mom said what is possibly the worst thing for any celebrity cultured person to say, confusing feminism for lesbianism.

What does that mean, you’re a lesbian or something?” Abraham replied when an interviewer asked if she considered herself a feminist.

“I’m pretty feminine. I think so,” she quipped before the reporter, Allie Conti, gave a brief explanation of feminism.

“Oh, I definitely feel that women are equal to men. No doubt about that. I mean women should have equal rights to men, every day.”

Explaining that she’s “22,” “very sexual” and “single,” the former MTV star also insisted that her porn video co-star, James Deen, was the one who leaked her sex tape to the world. (And totally not because Vivid was offering her a seven-figure paycheck or that she’s “like, sad sometimes” or anything.)

“It turned into a hurtful chain of events, so I involved my lawyer. Other companies were reaching out and wanted to buy it, so I ended up selling it. And against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever — it was already out, it was already going to be out there for free,” she said of the experience.

“So I made a business deal out of it. I’m smart, and I’m happy that I did that.”

Just not book smart, right?