Thank god it’s Instant Follow Friday – but more importantly, thank god for Nicole Richie’s life-giving tweets.
This week, we’ve got the best of Nicole’s Twitter and Instagram, which combine to form a beautiful oasis of snark and humor. Long gone are the days of playing sidekick to Paris Hilton on The Simple Life. Now, the fashion designer stars in her own reality show Candidly Nicole, and her live tweets should be enough to have you following in a heartbeat.
Check out the gallery above for the best of Nicole’s Instagram, and scroll down for her funniest Tweets so far!
You can follow Nicole Richie on Instagram here and on Twitter at @nicolerichie. Candidly Nicole airs on AOL every Thursday.
I would rather grow a tiny half wiener than speak in public. That’s normal right?
— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) August 29, 2014
No showing skin. No penises. No drinking on the job… I just wasn’t cut out for the 9-5 office life. #CandidlyNicole
— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) August 15, 2014
Velcro orthopedics are going to be all the rage this fall…you just wait and see. #ISetTrendsBitches⁰
— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) August 8, 2014
“5’1″ is the new black,” said no one.
— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) August 7, 2014
Torn between being a role model for my sister, or using her as a designated driver…. #CandidlyNicole
— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) July 25, 2014
I am the perfect person to chaperone a party… I can smell vodka from a mile away.
— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) July 21, 2014
Trying to convince @joelmadden to get a long fake ponytail so we can make love Avatar style
— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) July 2, 2014
Me! ✋ RT @AmberFez: Who remembers when Nicole Richie was a crack whore
— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) June 28, 2014
The key to keeping a marriage alive? Sexting pic.twitter.com/gzCpNShF7C
— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) May 11, 2014
I would rather get a colonic in front of everyone, than parallel park in front of anyone.
— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) February 10, 2014
Oh, you weren’t up til 4am with your dog who has explosive diarrhea? Sucks for you, Loser!
— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) January 22, 2014
Drunk In Love gave me an entire new vocabulary to sexually harass people with #QueenBey
— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) December 16, 2013
