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There are questions that may never be fully answered in our lifetime, like “Is there intelligent life out there in the universe?” and “Who’s the boss: Angela or Tony?” To that difficult list of questions, we can now add this: “Who wore this pepperoni pizza onesie best: Katy or Cara?”
Katy Perry had the advantage of being an early adopter, first wearing hers to wrestle with her (less than amused) dog and then unzipping the head part to walk out in Philadelphia post-concert. And Perry is a pizza promoter, wearing pizza-adorned accessories and clothing in music videos and reliably Instagramming shots of herself eating the triangular treat in Disney castles. (Seriously.)
But then there’s Cara Delevingne, who has the supermodel advantage, as well as the bonus points she earned for being able to walk around with the face hole entirely zipped. We imagine that this is part of a tactic meant to deter the paparazzi, though we have to say that for our money, we’re more likely to notice the chick in the head-to-toe pizza ensemble with no breathing holes than we are the girl in jeans and a tee leaving the club quietly.
Of course, we’d be remiss if we didn’t point out that Beyoncé did it first. And possibly best. But it’s really up for you to decide in the poll below.
Who wore pizza best?
–Alex Apatoff
