Today, Teresa Giudice is facing a crap-ton of years in prison after she and her husband Joe were indicted on 39 counts of conspiracy and fraud.
But back in August 2009, she was just your average soon-to-be-”Bravolebrity” in search of the meaning of life and other things on season 1 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
In this clip, available still on Bravo’s website, Teresa (pronounced Ta-ray-sa by the network’s creepy-sounding voiceover guy) is seen wanting breast implants as she complains about building her “dream house.” (Remember when her problems consisted only of her “bubbies”?)
“I’m not fake. I don’t try to be someone I’m not,” she says.
The rest, unfortunately, is history.