Middle age approaching soon? Not to worry, friend. According to the wonderful world of stock photos, middle age is the pinnacle of your life and your 20s have nothing on your 40s, 50s, and beyond. Here’s the hilarious proof, thanks to the good folks at Getty Images:
Gone are the days of drinking cheap beer and bagged wine. Now you’re a connoisseur. (Or you’re just wondering which one will get you buzzed faster.)
You can literally climb mountains. (Cue the Marvin Gaye.)
No, we don’t miss our youthful metabolisms. We love working out!
You only travel first-class nowadays.
You suddenly have all the answers to all of life’s questions.
You’re in better shape than your teen and pre-teen kids.
Your new silver locks have only multiplied your sex appeal. Just look at you.
You’ve still got it… especially with the younger ladies.
And the sex is still hot, hot hot.
Life is a beach. Literally.
Because you spend your days leisurely golfing. (What else?)
