In case you hadn’t picked up on any of her previous clues, Kim Kardashian wants you to be aware that she is extremely excited about her body right now and is prepared to show it off in a variety of ways. Would you like to see her in a bikini? She’s here for that, from an assortment of angles. Wondering how her sideboob looks in a swimsuit-turned-bodysuit? Wonder no more. How about an update on her rear view? Well, that’s what high-waisted jeans are for.
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And in case you had picked up on the hints but hadn’t thought about Kim’s post-baby body in like, forty minutes, she’s ensuring that you remedy that immediately in her latest lineup of figure-flaunting ensembles. At Tennessee’s Bonnaroo music festival (far left), she gave a window into her torso situation by wearing a very tight, very sheer tank over a plunging nude bra tucked into J Brand white skinnies. Then for Father’s Day (center) she opted for a more “brunch formal” ensemble of baby-pink curve-enhancing bodysuit and high-waisted army green pencil skirt.
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Finally, she took the girls out on the town in a super-plunging, super-revealing black jumpsuit with a tuxedo blazer and no bra, plus nude heels and some sky-high hair. And though Kim’s no stranger to cleavage-showcasing ensembles, she was snapped holding her jacket together in nearly every photo — a telltale sign of concern that her jumpsuit in motion might result in a nip slip. Pro tip from PEOPLE StyleWatch to any other girls attempting this same maneuver: If you don’t feel like everything is secure before leaving your house, either double down on the double-stick tape or attempt a less dangerous dress.
So we can all safely say we’ve been keeping up with the very latest events in Kardashian kleavage. Everyone finished taking notes? Any comments? Share them below.
–Alex Apatoff
