Let’s Rank All The Shorts At The Grammys

There were a lot of trends at the Grammys: Hershey’s Kiss foil dresses, LL Cool J wearing a Kangol hat for his infinity time hosting the show and also shorts! Three pairs of shorts, which means we have enough for a trend piece. Here’s the definitive ranking:

1.) Pharrell’s Grey Shorts
Points for general leg tininess and smoothness.
pharrell

2.) Angus Young’s Velvet Shorts
Points for leg brightness and muscle tone (possible spin class attendance).
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3.) Pharrell’s Grey Shorts When They Turned White
Points for not caring about whether it is after Labor Day, or anything at all.
pharrell

4.) Elton Castee’s Black Shorts
No points.
elton castee