Welcome back to the wonderful world of white wine tears, roses, grammatical incorrectness and two-month journeys toward engagement. That’s right, “The Bachelorette,” has returned — this time with Andi Dorfman, the badass Assistant District Attorney who shut down Juan Pablo, at its helm. This season, we’ll be recapping the highlights of each episode.
“I am the Bachelorette.”
Yes, Andi. Welcome.
“What do you think of Andi?”
Dude answers: “Hot.” “Cool.”
And decent at snowboarding.
Unable to snark.
Cowboys, firemen… a robot.
It’s for “charity.”
Craig just wants to drink and dive.
Worst pool scene ever.
Solo strips and gets the rose.
Made Magic Mike proud.
Farmer Chris is there for the
“Right reasons”: bow ties.
Juleps, an obscure band, rose.
A perfect “Bach” date.
But Josh gets the first kiss(es).
Craig, please never sing.
And The Final Rose Goes To…
SAFE: Chris, Marcus and Eric already have roses. Ron, Dylan, JJ, Marquel, Andrew, Tasos, Cody, Nick V., Patrick, Brian, Brett and… Bradley.
ELIMINATED: Drunk Craig, bald Nick S. and firefighter Carl.
Next Week On “The Bachelorette”…
Trains! Champagne! Two nights! Sparks! Tingles! Making out! Andi could be the one! Boyz II Men! Basketball! Marcus’ chest! The right reasons! Patrick might have a girlfriend! Andi is offended! Dramatic turns! This is real!
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