These Two Dachshunds Are The Cutest Firefighters You’ll Ever See

When there’s a kitchen fire, who you gonna call?

Your two dachshunds, obviously.

This vine from Crusoe The Celebrity Dachshund is a glorious six seconds of canine absurdity, in which Crusoe and his twin half-brother, Oakley, come bounding around the corner clad in fire-fighting gear that rivals Crusoe’s hilarious Halloween costume.

Beware, though — that “fire truck” makes some wide turns.