CUT TO: INT. METH LAB
A bald, bearded JWOWW lies on the floor. SNOOKI, more mustachioed than normal, enters and stands above JWOWW’s bleeding body.
SNOOKI (who has a lisp)
I’ll sure meth you, J.
CUT TO: INT. BEDROOM
SNOOKI and JWOWW jolt awake, having fallen asleep during a Breaking Bad marathon. It was all a dream! They look at each other and then at the camera.
CUT TO: Today’s winning captions.
“no shave November!” – April
“Smoosh room clean up time!” – Cindy
“Time to clean up this mess. Yeah right. Us clean? Lets just have a cold one!” – Kris
“a friendship that is 99.1% pure” – Rachel
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