Diplo sent out some comically loathsome tweets over the weekend in defense of Lorde‘s accusations that he has a “tiny penis”.
Lorde came to BFF Taylor Swift‘s defense after Diplo suggested the latter had a small booty, and then tried to remediate her small tush situation by creating a petition to “Get Taylor Swift a Booty”. Now, Diplo’s pretty upset no one started a Kickstarter for said “tiny dick”.
The petty “he said, she said” shade throwing began when Diplo suggested to his twitter followers that “Someone should make a kickstarter to get taylor swift a booty”. Lorde then tweeted, “should we do something about your tiny penis while we’re at it hm”.
Diplo, trying to give twitter some perspective on the drama, wrote:
“@lordemusic: @diplo should we do something about your tiny penis while we’re at it hm” ( the moment u realize she’s a high school student)
— dippity doo da (@diplo) November 16, 2014
Then he screengrabbed a photoshopped Taylor Swift tweet!:
U go girl pic.twitter.com/Ks1QzuMvYb
— dippity doo da (@diplo) November 16, 2014
Then, as if to say “haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate”, he shared this comment to his 1.3 million followers:
Disappointed the swift boat veterans didn’t get my tiny dick a fundly going (enlarge me bae )
— dippity doo da (@diplo) November 16, 2014
But let’s not forget that Diplo and Lorde most recently collaborated on a remix of “Tennis Court”. Perhaps waving a white flag (but probably not), Diplo added:
When I’m not being bodyshamed by a teenager we are collaborating on cool music http://t.co/aq1Cus2rSz @MAJORLAZER @lordemusic @ArianaGrande — dippity doo da (@diplo) November 16, 2014
All this shade aside, Diplo brings up a good point, “Are taylor swift fans called the swift boat veterans?”
are taylor swift fans called the swift boat veterans?
— dippity doo da (@diplo) November 12, 2014
But on the whole, ew, Diplo.
