Have You Seen Gilles Marini’s Gaudy-Ass Wallet?

Gilles Marini has America's gaudiest money clip.

Technically, it’s a money clip. But he lost it, and he needs your help finding it.

We’ll start at the beginning. Friday afternoon French hottie Gilles Marini posted a plea to his more than 133,000 Twitter followers, asking them to be on the lookout for his wallet, which he lost at Newark Liberty International Airport.

Sure, it’s sad that Marini lost his wallet and all, but holy crap have you seen this thing?

Gilles Marini lost his money clip at Newark Airport.

Look at that! That’s a Napoleonic silver dollar turned into a money clip! With a crown at the top! How do you even put that in your pocket? Where do you even buy something like that? We demand answers, Gilles.