Lady Gaga’s Most Recent Performance Art Piece Was Sponsored by Charmin

Lady Gaga lives for the two-ply-ply, lives for the two-ply-ply. She also lives for today’s winning captions.

“the dude’s face tho.” – Monika

“Take me back aliens I want to go back to my home planet.” – Zabrina

“I jus got cast for Carrie Two” – Andre’

“She could of at least gotten a pedicure prior to walking the plank.” – Tamika

“She looks like a fake ass scare crow” – Jenny

“Beam me up, Scottie” – Tonya

“I believe I can fly” – Julie

“GOD, PLEASE LET AMAZON SELL ARTPOP FOR A DOLLAR SO IT WONT FLOP” – Juan

“I am toilette paper ready to embrace the sh*t bestowed upon me by the anus of the world” – Ashley

“Breathe in that air everyone, or if your that security guy, breathe in my smelly feet.” – Gavin

“Jesus take the WHEEL” – Melitza

“Dang girl, you got some cream cuz you kinda ashy!” – Mai-ra

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