Jon Stewart is not that different from the rest of us. On Tuesday, he proudly announced to guest Benedict Cumberbatch the following wish:
“I want to rip your clothes off and sell it on eBay,” Stewart said, moments after greeting the British hunk on The Daily Show.
But wait there’s more!
“If you were to go on the Internet and oil up your backside and bare it, in a Kardashian–like pose, this planet could end,” he added.
Cumberbatch, who was on hand to promote The Imitation Game, found it hard to disagree. Sort of.
“Satellites will crash,” said the newly engaged one.
It’s not too hard to imagine what that would look like. Remember when dear Benedict got wet for the Ice Bucket Challenge? It would be just like that, only with oil, right?
Watch the full interview, below.
The Imitation Game opens Nov. 28.
