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Celebrity Humor

A-Rod's Steroid Scandal Makes Letterman's Top Ten

By K.R. Gomez on February 11, 2009

Alex RodriguezNEW YORK — Everywhere Alex Rodriguez looks these days, he's the butt of a joke... even in his team's home town.

The Yankees slugger, who admitted to taking steroids on Monday, was the center of that same evening's Top Ten list on the "Late Show with David Letterman."

10. "Hey, it's Mark McGwire. Want to get together this week and not talk about the past?"

9. "Joe Torre here – thanks for helping book sales."

A-Rod's Steroid Scandal Makes Letterman's Top Ten

By K.R. Gomez on February 11, 2009

Alex RodriguezNEW YORK — Everywhere Alex Rodriguez looks these days, he's the butt of a joke... even in his team's home town.

The Yankees slugger, who admitted to taking steroids on Monday, was the center of that same evening's Top Ten list on the "Late Show with David Letterman."

10. "Hey, it's Mark McGwire. Want to get together this week and not talk about the past?"

9. "Joe Torre here – thanks for helping book sales."